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Matthew K. Garner
United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Cartoons, comic books, video games, making people laugh.
Dislikes: Ignorance, injustice, Homestuck
Skills: Voice imitation, razor sharp wit, laser eye beams
Weaknesses: Hemophobia, manic-depression
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
  • Mood: Wow!
Remember yesterday when I said I would like a premium membership so I could change my username? Apparently someone out there felt the need to give me just such a membership overnight. I don't know who's responsible for this, but it was utterly uncalled for and I love you for your kindness, you ridiculous jerk.

I suppose I'm REQUIRED to change the name now!

Matt Garner,
Toastmaster General


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snaboopiepop Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
And also Vaudeville's Bawdy Burlesque Show
snaboopiepop Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
As long as Ask Vaudeville is on hiatus, you're not going to delete Vaudeville's Movie Picture Show again, are you? Because I've always loved what you post on it.
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
No, they're staying. I'm just a little burnt-out on Vaudeville for the moment, but I'll return to him soon enough. You can't keep a good Toon down! Though what that has to do with him I have no idea.

I'll keep the Movie Picture Show blog there, but I don't know how often I'll add to it. I'm generally too busy or distracted to bother finding new material for it each Monday.
ihategeorgethetree Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NathanTheMoldy Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yo dude, how do you make your comic Text Bubbles and such alike with your posts? ^^; Because I'm making another post aaaaaand blah blah blah.
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014
It depends on the post. When I'm feeling lazy (or I don't have the time or access to my stylus), I just use the circle and lasso tools in PhotoShop. Otherwise I draw them in just like I do anything else. I just try to make sure they have a nice, round feel about them... Or in Vaudeville's case, I try to make them resemble the cloudy, uneven look speech bubbles usually had in older comics.
SharpySaber Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  New member
Watch me please.
NecroCC Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
thanks for the fav :la:
laopokia Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Are commissions available? If so, how much? :)
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
It depends on the commission. I'm pretty busy these days, but I make exceptions now and then. What did you have in mind?
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