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Matthew K. Garner
United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Cartoons, comic books, video games, making people laugh.
Dislikes: Ignorance, injustice, Homestuck
Skills: Voice imitation, razor sharp wit, laser eye beams
Weaknesses: Hemophobia, manic-depression
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
  • Mood: Fear
Thank you, My Little Pony comic series. I didn't have enough reasons to have nightmares about changelings. I can always count on you to make me more horrified about imaginary bug-ponies whenever I'm feeling down.

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Crazycrazyguy2908 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015   Digital Artist
buddy! pal! amigo! and so forth!

How have you been? Its been months yes? I swear, I think I've lost track! Been too busy at school to be on here. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME!

How is the lovely second child of yours? has she been enjoying daddy's love? I already know shes going to be daddy's lil girl when shes old enough! haha! but seriously, Your an amazing person and a great artist, I seriously look up to ya Matt, like a true friend!
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
At the moment, she's still pretty much in the eat, sleep, repeat stage. Not much new to speak of there. Haha!
NathanTheMoldy Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
What are your thoughts on the Discorderlyconduct reboot?
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
So far, I like it. I just wish the updates came quicker.
Crazycrazyguy2908 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015   Digital Artist
Hey Matt!

Whats the news today? A cloudy chance of falling anvils? Or a storm of angry pixies fired from their jobs? Sorry, trying to be funny here!

But seriously, hows everything buddy? Did you like your second present?
And hows the wife?
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Loved it! And Heather's doing well. Just frustrated waiting for the baby to come. Hehe.
Crazycrazyguy2908 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015   Digital Artist
good good! as for the baby, Hope its a very healthy baby! I already know your a great father! Keep up the good work, and I hope one day I am as good as you!
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
D'aww, shucks.
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McShmoodle Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, I just wanted to say I LOVE your comics! I stumbled on some of them and spent a good chunk of my day binge-reading them :D
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Thanks! If you're interested, you should check out the Tumblr blogs that I run those comics on. I have extra content on there that I don't bother posting on DeviantArt that can be pretty funny sometimes!
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