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FractiousLemon

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United States
Name: FractiousLemon.
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Humor, the inevitability of death.
Dislikes: Being alive, being stabbed in the eye with a protractor.
Skills: Voice imitation, laser eye beams.
Weaknesses: Manic depression.
Catch Phrase: "I need a new catch phrase."
Email: questionthemajority@gmail.com

I’ve been trying to think of how to announce this for a while, or even if I should, but what the hell? Now is the time of open-mindedness and whatever the heck else people want to shout about.

My name is now FractiousLemon. This can also be spelled Fractious Lemon. As of this point, I am a genderless fruit-headed being in a white suit.

I used to be a boring white male human named Matt Garner and I’d go back and retroactively correct my autograph on all of my art and everything to erase any evidence of my prior self, but… meh. That’s a lot of trouble to go to. I’ll just say I was exposed to gamma radiation or something and I mutated or discovered myself or evolved or whatever. I don’t care.

I’m Fractious Lemon now. Or FractiousLemon.

No. I’m not joking. I really want to be referred to as this from now on unless you know me personally. Call it my stage name or whatever. I still don’t care. Except I do. Misuse my name or the pronouns that I didn’t bother to mention and I’ll smite you with my laser eyeballs that I definitely have now. Peace out, ya’ll.

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:iconhaleigh426:
haleigh426 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hey there.

So, how's your Toonstruck research?
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016
Research? I was researching it?
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haleigh426 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Probably, it was about watching the walkthrough of it.
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2016
I don't remember ever saying anything about that. *laughs*
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brentcherry Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2016  Professional Interface Designer
Thanks so much for the watch! :D
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016
You're very welcome!
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haleigh426 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Do you like Toonstruck?
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016
The point-and-click adventure game? Yes! It's hilarious!
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haleigh426 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Awesome.

Who was your favorite character?
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2016
It's been a while since I've played it, so I can't recall off the top of my head. Probably the smart-alec octopus who runs the arcade, but that may just be due to the fact that I love Dom Deluise so much. Hehe.
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