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Matthew K. Garner
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United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Cartoons, comic books, video games, making people laugh.
Dislikes: Ignorance, injustice, Homestuck
Skills: Voice imitation, razor sharp wit, laser eye beams
Weaknesses: Hemophobia, manic-depression
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
Email: questionthemajority@gmail.com
  • Mood: Happy
At last I've completed my Muppet Show collection, all thanks to the internet and NO THANKS to Disney! Note to all those poor, suffering movie studios out there who are supposedly losing all their money to media piracy: We can't buy it if you don't sell it! I just got the last two seasons of the Muppet Show for free and yet I would still GLADLY pay money for them on DVD in hopes of supporting more Muppet projects.

But, again, you decided that it wasn't worth putting out there for purchase, so don't you dare come bellowing at me that I'm stealing from you when you never even attempted to sell it to me.

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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Happy Birthday! :party::iconcakeplz::w00t:

I shall drink to your health:iconheinekenplz:
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Well, someone ought to, considering I don't drink at all!
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JoeyWaggoner Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student Artist
Happy sort of late birthday!

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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
This is my favorite birthday greeting of the entire day!
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Cartoonguy133 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Happy Birthday!
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ImAnOnion44 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday, I guess.
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Pokekid963 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
YOUR ART IS REALLY COOL!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
BUT NOT AS COOL AS YOU!
*throws confetti*
I wish you another year of happiness, good luck, and all the good things you deserve!
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AfroJedi1 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Happy Birthday! :)
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FireballDragon Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student General Artist
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DJHollis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
Happy Birthday!
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