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Matthew K. Garner
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United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Cartoons, comic books, video games, making people laugh.
Dislikes: Ignorance, injustice, Homestuck
Skills: Voice imitation, razor sharp wit, laser eye beams
Weaknesses: Hemophobia, manic-depression
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
Email: questionthemajority@gmail.com
  • Mood: Confused
I really don't understand all of the vitriolic outrage people have toward the movie "Pixels." I mean, did you honestly expect an Adam Sandler movie NOT to be terrible? His entire mentality from day one has been "I'm bitter about being Jewish and the entire world has to suffer for it," so you have only yourself to blame for raising your expectations.

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:iconnathanthemoldy:
NathanTheMoldy Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
What are your thoughts on Cuphead?
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015
It looks cool. Haven't had the chance to play it and think much else.
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JupiterBlossem Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! heart balloons 
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
And thank you for the awesome art!
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Crazycrazyguy2908 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015   Digital Artist
buddy! pal! amigo! and so forth!

How have you been? Its been months yes? I swear, I think I've lost track! Been too busy at school to be on here. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME!

How is the lovely second child of yours? has she been enjoying daddy's love? I already know shes going to be daddy's lil girl when shes old enough! haha! but seriously, Your an amazing person and a great artist, I seriously look up to ya Matt, like a true friend!
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015
At the moment, she's still pretty much in the eat, sleep, repeat stage. Not much new to speak of there. Haha!
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NathanTheMoldy Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
What are your thoughts on the Discorderlyconduct reboot?
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:iconfractiouslemon:
FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
So far, I like it. I just wish the updates came quicker.
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Crazycrazyguy2908 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015   Digital Artist
Hey Matt!

Whats the news today? A cloudy chance of falling anvils? Or a storm of angry pixies fired from their jobs? Sorry, trying to be funny here!

But seriously, hows everything buddy? Did you like your second present?
And hows the wife?
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015
Loved it! And Heather's doing well. Just frustrated waiting for the baby to come. Hehe.
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