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Matthew K. Garner
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United States
Name: Matthew K. Garner. The "K" stands for "Kill you if you ask what the 'K' stands for."
Age: Old enough to know better.
Occupation: Toastmaster General.
Residence: In that old shoebox under your bed.
Likes: Humor, the inevitability of death.
Dislikes: Being alive, being stabbed in the eye with a protractor.
Skills: Voice imitation, laser eye beams.
Weaknesses: Manic depression.
Quote: "Question the Majority!"
Email: questionthemajority@gmail.com

When Arthur Read discovers internet porn, it leads to the brutal murder of his sister, DW. So, all-in-all, it truly is a “wonderful kind of day.”

Original story can be read here.

Filthy Fred’s Arthur comics can be read here.

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Flashshadow Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy Birthday! :party: :iconfuncakeplz: :party: 
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PLCTheCd Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist Writer

I shall drink to your health on your birthday!

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SlimeyJenkins Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday
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Waffle-With-Big-Arms Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
Happy birthday!
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DJHollis Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
Happy Birthday!
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FractiousLemon Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016
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FireballDragon Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016  Student General Artist
I made sure to remember since last year.
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AfroJedi1 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
Happy Birthday! :)
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PolarStar Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Student
:cake: Happy Birthday :cake:
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