politically correct comic

witness the future of comedy and a shift that is neither severe nor acute in my line of work. acknowledging society's evolutionary progression toward nonthreatening methods of communication, i have produced what is, to the best of my knowledge, the world's first politically correct comic strip. i am of course incapable of verifying whether it is indeed the first, so emotionless apologies are given to any who are aware of such a project being undertaken beforehand and would therefore be tempted toward the expressing of feelings.

as you can see, the individuals present in this story have become invisible so as not to offend readers by presenting characters different than oneself. color has also been removed so as not to offend members of the sight impaired community who cannot view the full color spectrum. vernacular, dialects, and all other specifics of communication have also been avoided much for the same reasons.

to the truly evolved, this comic will elicit the proper response of mindless acceptance. it is humorous. you have been amused.

resistance is futile.